brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via pizza)

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(via cutns)


funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

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molassesglasses:

To people who say no one uses math outside of class

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You are incorrect 

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